Don't forget the tuck.
Posts by Assi
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What is gonna happen when a he/she that likes weed sees her baggage on the carousel?
Yikes.
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It's not like we traded her for someone called "The merchant of death".
Geez.
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At least you can take luggage that might match your profile.
Jeros could fly Southwest after scouting out the check in line for Harry Potter looking 13 year olds and take a bag home that might have a magic wand in it. He might even get a cabinet position if the costume is half decent.
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Only made 1 post. Seems I don't even have to post on that platform now that it is free. It's just funny as shit to read now. Just like here. The right is killing it on a libertarian platform. Imagine that.
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Wut?
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My virgin ass has enjoyed reading this place though. I never thought I'd bother signing in.
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I mean, I gave her a tip, but even if I gave her my whole thing, it probably would have just felt like the tip. Know I'm saying? She was a confersationalist.
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Soz a sistah cut my hair when kricket made me GEAUX.
I know. Already said I let her dictate, but she was right. I was itchin. All on me. We drove up. I saw who was working. I knew how it would work out as far as who I would get. She said oops early on. She took too much off.
It ended up good. Point is she couldn't follow directions.
Other point is she did well.
Y'all might not think so, I dunno.
Don't know how to attach a handsome pic anymore.
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Appreciate the fentanyl to keep the south down.
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they mention it is 76 degrees in November in a bills/ jets game.
You are welcome for the climate change.
No wonder the left wants so many tomato and other veggie pickers.
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Don't know if it was you or your site set up, but I found my way back after getting a new phone and being a re tard.
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Jesus.
I totally trust the man. He always keeps his word and does great work. People knew my family needed help and pointed us in his direction. When others tell me their problems that I know he can help them with, I do the same and spread his name.
My lawn always looks immaculate and he happens to do brickwork and stone. My mailbox got hit by a neighbor's teen son and our new one is fantastic. Our stone path heading to the trail to the creek was inexpensive but very professionally done.
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snake.
Maybe a rat it black snake.
The thing had fangs and struck my shovel. I killed it. Maybe could've relocaded it, but it was aggressive.
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was i right?
I kid.
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She seems obsessed with his meat.
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It seems like assi vids play on a loop these days on the news.
I miss posting and reading slamfire's and others commentary on a quality weave pull and such. Now the feral just go Tyson and it's a 1 punch knock out.
They used to at least confront and engage in the good ole days.
Sigh.
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I think I should be compensated for my rich contributions.
Catch yall outside. How bout dat?
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You guys are just jelly that you dont have a gov in a wherlchair that runs over a pandering shitstain kennedy wannabe on a skateboard.
Texas Jelly. I'm gonna jar it like oil.
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