Posts by Assi

so i guess he didn't hold his gun sideeayzzz

cant stip this polish boy,

i know. She's just got the coozem yum yum. Hot liberal women are whats what.

money iz key. No tongue is that good..ir maybe

knoe eut im sayin?

First time I ever wished I was Ellen.

arrested development.

How'd I miss this?

Funny.

can you imagine that woman's cunt?

In laughing. I made a funny. A gross funny

do i win?

I'm smitten. Those women are hawt.

Joy Barhar. I just wanna bury my face in her nuff. I'd yurn hrr into a cuntsetvatie.

My cision is getting vad. Sirry.

God bless the left.

Quote from Razer

That’s why there’s a sign on her office door that says ‘do not tap on the glass’.

Unfortunately for her, many of her constituents can't read.

Elementary school with the letter people and sand boxes to discover painted rocks was more challenging than LSWho.

But they had a great music school and my HS girlfriend got a free ride, so I took the SAT, got my GED, and went.

Most of you woulda at least thought about doing what I did. She was a Soprano.

I really was expecting something better. They were so retarded. I took a speech class and was assigned to do a 5 minute demonstration speech. I went to a pet store, bought a tank, gravel, sponge, dish, etc and a hermit crab.

I got an A. All I had to do was geaux up there and say the title of my speech..."I've got crabs."

I felt like a retard when I looked around and saw people taking notes in business calculus when the professor was reading and writing directly out of the book. I found out the dates of the quizzes and tests and killed that class. I don't know why those zombies went. The guy way sub african, and his tongue was so big you couldn't understand him.

Anyways, I'm nyquil'ing with a bug.

That was a punch in the elevator for a short time.

I lived in the penitentiary at LSU.

It was kinda cool. Met a lot of various personalities.

The hall monitor though. Met him once.

Lamar and Lamell were 300 lb twin blacks that were my suite mates, which meant we shared a bathroom.

Lefties are hall monitors. Punch the nose.

The right veing left, but right. Still laughing.

Quote from lazs

Apparently if you get free college in england you end up making happy faces in peoples lattes for a living... and happy to do it.

I don't want to live like a Your-0-Peean and neither do you. If they visited your place twat they would figure you were a duke at least. My place? someone important. Other friends? they would think are rich folks.

lazs

Scrolled down and saw I didn't need to comment. You had it all taken care of.

So funny

Harry Potter.

Just wanna make plans

I'm havin so much lefty stew i dunno what tl do these days.

Are asian kids getting AP classes ripped from them on account of racial enequity?

Seems like 2008 arguments on AH and FW that were laughed at as unreal by the left are....

Well you guys are fags. Sorry I said fags.

Sorry fags. I didn't know the lingo. Apparently you rode trains.

I think you were just bad at biology.

Something.

Whose to say?

I was a man fucking women the whole time. I was never confused about gender.

Of course, I just went to high school in Texas in the 90's.

I want to apologize to men all over the world who didn't go to school with 18+ Plano girls in the 90's.