Posts by Assi

Nah. It's like the senior girls that hate the hot sophmore.

Lots of narrators out there on both sides. Fat Albert is on one end of the teeter totter as far as the balance.

kricket thinks she can just leave her shit hanging around

I've been using a tablet and phone only for over a year now. I have Hulu without ads, but no live tv...13 bucks. Mom and I share a Netflix account. I get Amazon prime with my phone service.

I keep thinking I need to hook up internet for speed, and to be able to watch on my 2 TVs, but I still haven't done it.

When I go check up on mom , or do her meds, I scroll DirecTV wondering why I'd ever want that shit again.

I wonder if Trump even cared at all. Did he even visit all 57 states?

So that's where Canadian bacon comes from.

Grits.....

Bobbie

My Mom mistakenly called kricket Brittany which isn't remotely close to her real name which made Kricket immediately turn her head towards me and give me a "Who the fuck is Brittney?" look.

That gave me a great laugh, and I called her Brittney throughout our visit with Mom today.

That leads me to Kricket's 14 yr old daughter's comment at lunch.

After the waitress took our orders, she said she found it odd that she called us sir, ma'am, etc and went into the pronounnbs they teach now.

I listened, and then with a straight face asked that for the rest of lunch, I would like to be addressed as BritTedney.

Her daughter didn't respect my selfidentified new name. I was a little hurt.

Ill pay you today and take a burger tomorrow.

Did I get it wrong?

I came on a girl wearing blue blockers.

Nitro 18.5 ft v6. Think I caught a few sand bass that day as well.

Post meeting observations can be had on the other side of hwy 82 at Popeyes, and across hwy 75 at chick fil a.

While both serve chicken...

Quote from MurderFace

Your husband must be proud.

He must have taken the picture as well.

That newspaper is doing a good thing.

You dun wannna a certain type of person that doesn't know how to access the internet getting a hold of uh racizz nuzpapur, gittin upset about dey stereo, and firin 2 warning shot out of a double barrul in2 da air cause the 7-11 clerk speaks only Indian.

The trailer hitch was what made me think you all wouls appreciate my rush to grab my storch worthy camera phone and bounce over the dips to capture the funny.

It was a cracker driving, so I guess he likes bodies, but not conversation.

omw home from albertsons in dirty denison texas.

Made me laugh for what I thought I saw.

Made me laugh for what it was.

I got my avaturd done, so any of you know it all fwackwits should leave gina alone and get one of your neighbor kids to do it, since they can't make an honest buck mowing a yard anymore.

Thanks a lot Bin Burrito.

I'm trying ro help here.

Maybe black baybees superheat and that amazing father figure was just trying to protect the missed abortion from being put into a Trump slave labor camp.

Consider all of the real possibilites before passing judgment.

Ax Chu Ali, MNN, we both got it wrong.

We need to dress black baybees loke stimulus checks.

Retro Obama bucks would work too.

I'm a former conservative who is now fully woke, so I can appreciate the state taking over and saving us from ourselves.

This new found 3rd eye of mine allows me to come up with things that can prevent white privilege from making onyx future physicists from throwing dey baybees.

I hope the right can take a bipartisan approach and we can finally get a bill that will cover, so to speak, every African-American infant and toddler until they are old enough to hold a gun sideways to defind dey sulf.

Just need a catchy name for the niggawillthinkitsabassetballinsteadofababy outfit.