Posts by MurderFace

Your boyfriend's Mom is stupid, and so are you.

Especially flamenco dancing. Those fuckers should all kill themselves over that one.

I blame the Chinese for everything I can think of, the Spanish get the blame for any misdeeds I've forgotten.

Sounds good, name the place!

EDIT: We are staying at the Beachcomber Sunday night.

This kid is so great, just living life.

Do your part and wear your mask. We're all in this together. Build back better.

What a bunch of fucking garbage. And yet... they bought it hook, line, and sinker.

Shameful.

It was a load of bull, bought wholesale by chickenshits.

P.S. I may have to bum a couple doobs off you residents for the trip, unless you can point me in the direction of a good dispensary on Saturday.

Alright, rooms are booked.

We get in kinda late Friday so we'll be doing this...

San Fran Friday night.

Dixon Saturday night.

Ft. Bragg Sunday night.

San Fran Monday night.

Fly out Tuesday morning. It'll be kind of a whirlwind tour, but it's all the time we have.

Fuck Facebook.

Berth

I'm fairly certain it went through our jobsite in South Carolina back in late 2019, early 2020. Everyone got sick with a nasty little respiratory/ flu type bug. Had one guy on my crew go to the ED for it, everyone else just sucked it up.

I heard Boyington broke his contract with the AVG, and that's why he had to hop ships back to the states.

Yes, I wore a Speedo. I was fast as hell too.

EDIT: I had very little drag.

There were lots of BB/ pellet guns involved... and model rocket motors, both in and out of model rockets.

Lots of fire and fireworks in my youth.

Video games? Not so much. Had an Atari 2600 and then an NES, but that's all until I was in my 20's.

Baseball, swim team, pedal bikes and skateboards, ripped off hood ornaments, fishing, laid around and got high, minor skirmishes and property damage.

Ya know... kid stuff.

I was never big into arcades. They didn't like my kind there, and we didn't like them.

Those were a couple of downy looking fuckers.

Renee.

Don't forget the puffy coat.