Posts by Onion

    this thread will commence a another of my crazy popular music threads. This one is free to join like my other popular music thread but this one is about the words that are stupid.

    Why don't I go ahead and start off with one. K.

    Smokey Robinson My Girl


    I've got sunshine

    On a cloudy day

    When it's cold outside

    I've got the month of May

    I guess you'd say

    What can make me feel this way?

    My girl, my girl, my girl

    Talkin' 'bout my girl

    My girl

    Okay wtf. How many girls does this clown have and which one is really his girl? He's talking about his girl talking about his girl. That's confusing to the listener. At least name the bitches so we can keep the story straight and know wtf he's talking about. Like Suzy, Suzy, talking about Jennifer.

    My conclusion. Ameture and fuck Smokey Robinson

    Kid fell 2 hundred meters into the ground, probably at 200+ mph horizontal. Turned out he had been constantly running away to 'see the world', so the parents indulged the 14 year old shit by actually TAKING him on a 'round the world' trip. WHAT does he do upon their return? Sneaks into Sydney airport, cleverly hides in wheel well compartment, (ON, a trans-Pacific flight) Even had the wheels not crushed him into goo, he he'd froze/suffocated enroute. This was a big story a few decades ago

    I traveled that way before after reading aboot BD Cooper.

    You're full of shit.

    That's Cory Smith, 29, from Two Rivers Wisconsin.

    if whot you say is true than maybe this is a ambush situation. She lied to me before to try to get my money and some dick meat. I might go anyways and see what she looking like these days. But if shes gonna ambush I don't know

    Just found I got a son. Hes 14 and his name is Pastel. Hes a artist or something is what Im told. His old lady send me his picture and wants me to be part of his life now. I do remember one chick I was nailing had a baby that lived with us for a couple years and she said ya that's Pastel.

    Now Im going to tale a buss up to Oregon and chill out with him and probably start being his dad.

    Sounds like it was a spy ship and someone got doublecrossed. I seen a show once when a ship went and got a sank Russia sub and pulled it up the bottom. The sub was running a skeleton crew because that's what the ship found inside. Then it broke in halve like a water logged turd and fell back down in the ocean so the ship sailed away again.

    okay nobody made it out of round one with a right guess. the big reveal!

    niggerface = murderface

    BsMom = tx mom

    Red ding a ling = Redwing7

    Mr no nuts - mr no game

    Shithead = airhead

    those are all funny but I have even mode sidesplitting ones coming your way.

    Here's round two of extra funny ones.





    Been awhile peeps.

    I wanna start watching movies. I'm at my uncle's house and he has cabel

    Things I know I like. Pussy violence adventure zombies and war. I like destruction and fire too. Let me know okay?