Ok.. I know the snow drifts are so big you can't get out the door till you dig out a little but you guys should have time for some gun projects. are you doing nothing? You should be at least planning a snow bear hunt before they go into hibernation.... You can use the brass grip frame to blind em then shoot their ass.
A nice snow bear rug in front of the fire? Do they wear them stupid hats in your area #'s guys? and how do they learn to ride unicycles like that? is it instinct?