Yeah?
Come see the secret forum that I've had for over two years.
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Yup.
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Pinkyrton could whip his wee wee out start to whack off and mezzosoprano it up, forget what he was doing and go down town wondering why it feels so breezy today.
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Well if there was a wind blowin', you'd no doubt be any which way in it.
Lazy ass dirtball suck.
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Says the guy who can't even make make an understandable sentence 90% of the time.
lazs
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Pinky might be an intelligent and decent person... I have no way of knowing. But deliberately typing out piles of cryptic shit that only he can (or might not) understand? That's a serious character flaw that even I can't overlook.
One year, that's your penance. Be consistently legible for one year and I might forgive you.
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Dam 1 year, that's kinda harsh. you Lefties are supposed to be more tolerant than that...
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This is a matter of negotiation, Trumpette. Really I might forgive him in a few months... if it pleases me.
Under-promise and over-deliver. It's a value of mine... the opposite of what you get from Tinyhands.
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This is a matter of negotiation, Trumpette. Really I might forgive him in a few months... if it pleases me.
Under-promise and over-deliver. It's a value of mine... the opposite of what you get from Tinyhands.
That first line reminds me of what I think the Grand Poohbah of the church of the holy goose is going to turn into. Goddam iron fist ruler stuff there...
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soooo..you lied twat? hey.. just fucking with you cause.. well.. all the people you think are gonna make things better? lie.
But.. the church of the holy goose is for your own good. all are welcome.. not all will survive tho.. Sorry.. not my call. talk to the goose.
lazs
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That first line reminds me of what I think the Grand Poohbah of the church of the holy goose is going to turn into. Goddam iron fist ruler stuff there...
Only zealots who think they are absolutely correct turn into tyrants- Father Goose knows we're all flawed, yet Father Goose spreads His wings over all of us. We don't have a Grand Poobah, or spiritual guide, or religious leader- we don't even have much of a dogma, TBH. The only rule we have is we must communicate by honking and flapping our arms on Taco Tuesdays, which is the third Tuesday of the month- our most sacred of days. Taco Tuesdays we eat tacos, honk, and flap our arms and celebrate Father Goose, the first goose to lead a great flock South for the winter to Mexico where they spent the winter eating Tacos, thus saving his species.
Sheeesh Redwing- we have to be the easiest religion ever. All you have to do is every third Tuesday flap your arms, honk, and eat a taco. How easy is that? Other than that you can do whatever you want the other 29 days of the month. You want to fornicate? We don't care, as long as you aren't defiling a goose. Abuse drugs? That's OK but remember, sharing is caring.
You'd fit right in, once you thawed out a bit.
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we tar and feather anyone who doesn't fit in.... for their own good of course. teaches em empathy.
lazs
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we tar and feather anyone who doesn't fit in.... for their own good of course. teaches em empathy.
lazs
Plus it make them look more goose-like.
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Yeah... the empathy thing.
lazs
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Geese are assholes. All of them.
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Don't judge until you get a fresh coat of feathers over the tar.
lazs
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Will there be chalupas on taco Tuesday?
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Chalupas ain't tacos. Don't you read good?
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I was asking for a retarded friend...
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Redwing, are you a Heretic? Seriously- We don't eat chalupas at the Church of the Holy Goose. Father Goose fed his flock on tacos. Chalupas were invented by a fast food chain. Dude- we don't put little plastic geese on our dashboards. This is a serious religion man- at least as long as we can get the tax breaks anyway.
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