I stopped at the store the other day to pick up groceries and perhaps some toilette paper. All they had was flushable wipes.
The first time I used one I noticed it was scented. Now there's an awkward situation. Wow, you smell fresh! What are you wearing? Butt Wipes, sourly.
So this made me think, what kind of catch phrase can you use to sell these dear items.
Wipe your hiney and you will smell finey?
Clean the rut you call your butt?
For a bigger rear, Clean the gulley, Molly.
I just don't think I should become an ad exec.