Girls Off Grid

  • He also probly spent many many many thousands of dollars during his life buying guns and entering competitions and reloading. Like most of us I bet he never thought he would ever make a dime off it.

    I think it is his kid who said.... "hey dad... let's do a vid on Youtube" He is probly amazed at how the thing took off.


    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

    Pancho Villa, last words (1877 - 1923)

  • OK, I watched the video and the first thing I noticed was the time of year- judging by their dress it had to be June. The second thing I noticed was the deplorable condition of their garden- they weren't raising enough produce to feed a jackrabbit. I mean, by that time of year they should have had a thriving garden, and it looked like most of it had been fallow for over a year.

    Oh, and the skinny hippie pushing the wheelbarrow of dirt? For the amount of unkept raised beds they had it would take about a thousand wheelbarrows of dirt to fill them all. You telling me that skinny ass hippie filled those beds one wheelbarrows load of dirt at a time? You got pickups man- fill those up and drive it up that hill.

    Then- livestock. Horses are useless on a farm. I had horses- four of them at once- and they are expensive to keep unless they're in a pasture, and their horses were in a corral. That means hay, and nobody was riding one so- what's the point of having horses as pets on a farm?

    And that pig- that is not a meat pig... well, unless you're a ravenous black bear and their garbage can was empty- that is a pot bellied pig and if you ate a pork chop off that sucker you'd suffer a heart attack right away. You don't eat meat off an animal that looks like that.

    Goats? Great for weed abatement and if prepared right pretty tasty. I'd like to see a video of the girls shooting one of their goats with an AR and then field dressing it- that'd impress me.

    Chickens- We saw the eggs but never saw the chickens. If you have a garden with raised beds the way to do it is have what they call a chicken tractor.

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    The way it works is as you weed your raised beds and work down the rows you toss weeds, bugs, whatever in the path of the chicken tractor and you pull the chicken tractor between the raided beds over the weeds, bugs or whatever and the chickens eat it. They go nuts- pull the tractor down once a half hour or so.

    In closing I must say they look like typical wake and bake people to me. Roll out of their rack at ten AM. get baked, and accomplish nothing all day. I've seen this shit all the time- just not on the Intardnet.

  • One of them won the lotto and they are going to keep farming until it's all gone.

    You can identify an unknown force by firing one shot and judging the response.

    - If the unknowns respond with precise, regimented rifle fire, they are British.

    - If they respond with heavy machinegun fire, they are German.

    - If nothing happens for a few minutes, then your whole position gets leveled by artillery, they are American.

    - If they surrender, they're French.


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  • Pretty sure they spent close to a million or two bucks on that place so at least one of em was pretty wealthy to start. Maybe me and airhead should go for a tour and report back. I could check out the mechanical and firearms end and he could check out the farm/ranch end. For being 100 miles from town it looks like they have people in and out of there all day long.

    Honestly tho? would rather see some substance rather than that they learned to glue PVC pipe. It takes like 10 minutes to teach a mexican how to glue PVC pipe.


    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

    Pancho Villa, last words (1877 - 1923)

  • I don't know why you're saying such mean things about my friends

    Your friends are all whores. Their garden is barren and their weed is spindly- plus they don't practice hygiene. Could you imagine the stench emulating from their home once they all start cycling together?

  • That is funny right there.

    Jack, if there really is a Hell yours will be having to orally please those rotten ass skanks. Think about that man- them go to confession. A thousand Hail Marys are better than having to lick one rotten crotch.

    Repent brother, lest your tongue fall off.

  • Well, back to the bullshit Girls Off The Grid- The only place in California you can settle that is 100 miles from the nearest town is in like Death Valley.

    Let's see a picture of their hay barn- horses, goats and sheep would need a semi truck load of good hay, and it has to be covered. Also that greenhouse they pretended to build by throwing ropes over the top looks like it was professionally done- the ribs were too far apart, just saying. Finished it looked better.

    I think what bugs me the most is that skinny fucking hippie pushing that wheelbarrow of dirt up the hill- like, I filled up all these beds- and the only thing growing in them are weeds. I'd like to kick his pansy ass.

    Oh, and that burrito in their video? That's Taco Bell right there- they just took off the wrapper and staged it, like "Yeah, we make burritos."

    Their weed though- spindly assed little four foot plants? Maybe two ounces per plant? That makes me want to kill that skinny hippie after I beat his ass. Choke him to death on shake.

    Find out where they are Gina- I think I know, but I'm not sure....

  • Air is magnificent when he gets angry.

    When I see something that has like four vids and hundreds of pages on the social media and no fucking details that matter?

    Air is right tho... 100 miles from a town? where the hell is that in California?


    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

    Pancho Villa, last words (1877 - 1923)

  • Dickhead. Like velveeta on a chicken sandwish.

    Kiss my ass, kiss his ass. koss her ass. Melty.