Really bad movies

  • ESCAPE FROM LA! There was no surfing in Escape from NY


    And you DARE put roadhouse on that list? It's like you made the list just to piss me off... except for the Rambo movies. Those are just painful to try and watch any more.

  • ESCAPE FROM LA! There was no surfing in Escape from NY


    And you DARE put roadhouse on that list? It's like you made the list just to piss me off... except for the Rambo movies. Those are just painful to try and watch any more.

    You're right- it was Escape from LA. Dumb as fuck.

  • Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

    And Ruth said, "Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God. Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried; the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me."

  • 47 Ronin

    Love Guru

    Ishtar

    Cloud Atlas


    That's just a few of the "tried to go big" failures. You guys haven't even come close due to omission of movies like:


    Juwana Mann

    Jack and Jill (and a number of other Sandler movies)

    Any Tyler Perry movie


    Now I need to offset those with some hidden gems:


    Tucker and Dale vs Evil

    Big Trouble (with Tim Allen)

    Eurotrip

    Grosse Pointe Blank

    Keanu


    I recently watched "Above the Law" again. Holy crap... that movie has the absolute worst of the 70's and 80s in it. It is almost spectacular to behold.


    An interesting observation in regards to the shitty old Friday night drive-in movies that Tarantino tried to pay tribute to with Grindhouse and Deathproof: They sucked because Quentin just couldn't help but get artsy with them. Later I saw a movie called "Drive Angry" with Nicolas Cage. That movie was a shitting Friday night drive-in movie and captured them down to its very essence for one simple reason: It seemed as if it were made by porn producers. Damn... that movie is craptacular too.

  • weeeeellll one I enjoyed was "Big Trouble in Little China"




    another one i liked was was "The Scalphunters"


    I believe both are now playing on Amazon...




    bad? list too long to put here...

    Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”


    Presbyterian Rev. Gilbert Tennant:

    “He that suffers his life to be taken from him by one who has no authority for that purpose, when he might preserve it by defense, incurs the Guilt of self murder since God has enjoined him to seek the continuance of his life, and Nature itself teaches every creature to defend itself.”

  • movies that are so bad theyre good: Plan 9, The Room, Deathstalker


    Movies that are just bad & not entertaining at all: the english patient, the english patient & the english patient


    PS anyone who disses Rambo is an asshole, and frankly a real jerk

    Im no doc, ya flea bitten varmint. Im Riff Raff Sam, the riffiest riff whoever riffed a raff

  • Burn After Reading. Ridiculously stupid.


    There were a couple of good lines though, like when John Malkovich's character gets called into his supervisors office and they fire him for having a drinking problem and he says..."what the fuck you fucking fuckers???"

  • Who reads more than one sentence you spew little bitty pooh?

    Someone who quotes the 13th line of my post... and you. But please continue to define your own reality as it seems to please you so much.

  • movies that are so bad theyre good: Plan 9, The Room, Deathstalker


    Movies that are just bad & not entertaining at all: the english patient, the english patient & the english patient


    PS anyone who disses Rambo is an asshole, and frankly a real jerk

    well, if you like short little men with mullets shooting arrows then you'll love this.


  • The irony of you only showing up in this thread to stalk me while calling me "diminutive" is not lost on me. You must not have a single mirror in your house.