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Wrag...that meme was absolutely spot on about the family and how we were raised thing. At the depths of my problems there were two things that brought me back. How I was raised and a belief that god could help me. I also think that since the vast majority of those in trouble lived in two parent homes? That they could see that the way we were raised made us better and stronger. sooo they had something decent to strive for
I believe that is why the left and their dem helpers want to destroy the the family and god at the same time. without those anchors? we are lost.
lazs
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Wromg thread, Grav needs to see this asap.
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Wonder how much oil is needed for that?
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Lots of great wisdom from Earl, he is a great South Carolinian.
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Lots of great wisdom from Earl, he is a great South Carolinian.
He voted for Trump.
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He voted for Trump.
Maybe but he's still a nice feller...
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Sam & Morris met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Morris didn’t show up. Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something… But after Morris hadn’t shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn’t know where Morris lived, so was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Morris, but one day, Sam approached the park and – lo and behold – there sat Morris! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Morris, what in the world happened to you?
Morris replied, ‘I have been in jail.’
‘Jail!’ cried Sam. What in the world for?’
‘Well,’ Morris said, ‘you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?’
‘Yeah,’ said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?
'Well, one day, she knew I had money, and she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old,
I was so proud that when I got into court I pleaded ‘Guilty’.
'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury’
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With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?”
“No,” said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled 20 Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, “Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?”
“Uh… no, I haven’t,” he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties… and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?”
He said “No!”trying to hide his arousal.
She said…… “Check the garage.
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Mrs. O’Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O’Rafferty.
“Hello,” said the Father, “And how is Mrs. O’Donovan, didn’t I marry you two years ago?”
“You did that, Father.”
“And are there any little ones yet?”
“No, not yet, Father.” Said she.
“Well now, I’m going to Rome next week, and I’ll light a candle for you.”
“Thank-you, Father.” And away she went.
A few years later they met again.
“Well now, Mrs. O’Donovan,” said the Father, “how are you?”
“Oh, very well,” said she.
“And tell me,” he said, “have you any little ones yet?”
“Oh yes, Father. I’ve had three sets of twins, and four singles - ten in all.”
“Now isn’t that wonderful,” he said “And how is your lovely husband?”
“Oh,” she said, “he’s over in Rome to blow that bloody \candle out!”
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