WTF??? Even the chickens in Austalia will kill your ass!!!

  • Crusoe is from Ottawa as is Slamfire who also like weiner dogs.

    Trump: “Leadership: Whatever happens, you’re responsible. If it doesn’t happen, you’re responsible.” 3:01PM Nov. 8 2013


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  • Chickens are not native to Ozland

    but these are


    You can identify an unknown force by firing one shot and judging the response.

    - If the unknowns respond with precise, regimented rifle fire, they are British.

    - If they respond with heavy machinegun fire, they are German.

    - If nothing happens for a few minutes, then your whole position gets leveled by artillery, they are American.

    - If they surrender, they're French.

    :littlered

  • Evil cunts those things, emus are pretty cool though, I gave the one at Canberra Zoo a scratch and he followed me around for about 20 minutes

    You can identify an unknown force by firing one shot and judging the response.

    - If the unknowns respond with precise, regimented rifle fire, they are British.

    - If they respond with heavy machinegun fire, they are German.

    - If nothing happens for a few minutes, then your whole position gets leveled by artillery, they are American.

    - If they surrender, they're French.

    :littlered

  • Must be the late summer weather....even moms mind is in the gutter....


    lazs

    Rut season, eh.

    Trump: “Leadership: Whatever happens, you’re responsible. If it doesn’t happen, you’re responsible.” 3:01PM Nov. 8 2013


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  • Image result for did you see the size of that chicken gif

    MNN on 6/18/19

    "chump will assuredly lose 2020 barring an event that cancels the election - he just cant keep his scummy yankee mouth shut"


    MNN on 6/24/19

    Chump is going to tote an ass kicking nov 2020


    MNN on 11/14/19

    fact is it is within a year of the election, the Senate will not allow him to appoint her successor. Nov 2020 he will lose.

  • Yes, Cassowaries. I was trying to think of their name but yeah definitely want to be wary of those mofos..
    I'd be terrified to cross paths with one of these, or worse, a feisty Mum with a chick.
    I've heard some pretty shocking tales of them ripping out peoples' innards.
    I don't recall what advice was given on the David Attenborough piece I watched on them. Anyone know? Well apart from carrying a spare pair of undies for when you shit your pants ??:snicker

    "The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it."

    Sir Terry Pratchett   :poof

  • A chicken, yes, embarrassing.
    I'd be embarrassed to buy Cassowaries as pets and be killed by them :facepalm but there's no comparing the two.
    I remember being terrified of large swarms of birds after watching Hitchcock's "The Birds" .

    "The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it."

    Sir Terry Pratchett   :poof

  • A chicken, yes, embarrassing.
    I'd be embarrassed to buy Cassowaries as pets and be killed by them :facepalm but there's no comparing the two.
    I remember being terrified of large swarms of birds after watching Hitchcock's "The Birds" .

    lol. I know Cassowarries are deadly, but they just look like a big, stupid bird.

  • lol. I know Cassowarries are deadly, but they just look like a big, stupid bird.

    That's because they ARE a big, stupid bird....sakes.

    And Ruth said, "Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God. Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried; the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me."

  • Yes, Cassowaries. I was trying to think of their name but yeah definitely want to be wary of those mofos..
    I'd be terrified to cross paths with one of these, or worse, a feisty Mum with a chick.
    I've heard some pretty shocking tales of them ripping out peoples' innards.
    I don't recall what advice was given on the David Attenborough piece I watched on them. Anyone know? Well apart from carrying a spare pair of undies for when you shit your pants ??:snicker

    It is the male that incubates and protects the young.

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