WTF??? Even the chickens in Austalia will kill your ass!!!

lol! Did that really happen?

Yep

fuck. Fucking wiener dogs.

lol

Crusoe is from Ottawa as is Slamfire who also like weiner dogs.

MiloMorai wrote:

Chickens are not native to Ozland

but these are

So are these

Evil cunts those things, emus are pretty cool though, I gave the one at Canberra Zoo a scratch and he followed me around for about 20 minutes

Must be the late summer weather....even moms mind is in the gutter....

lazs

lazs wrote:

Must be the late summer weather....even moms mind is in the gutter....

lazs

Rut season, eh.

I wasn't gonna say that.

lazs

Yes, Cassowaries. I was trying to think of their name but yeah definitely want to be wary of those mofos..
I'd be terrified to cross paths with one of these, or worse, a feisty Mum with a chick.
I've heard some pretty shocking tales of them ripping out peoples' innards.
I don't recall what advice was given on the David Attenborough piece I watched on them. Anyone know? Well apart from carrying a spare pair of undies for when you shit your pants ??

lazs wrote:

Must be the late summer weather....even moms mind is in the gutter....

lazs

Nah, I'd just already seen that funny caption on some trash news site for the same story. I was being a copycat.

I'd be embarrassed to be killed by a stupid-ass bird.

A chicken, yes, embarrassing.
I'd be embarrassed to buy Cassowaries as pets and be killed by them but there's no comparing the two.
I remember being terrified of large swarms of birds after watching Hitchcock's "The Birds" .

I feel better now mom.

lazs

Ninster wrote:

A chicken, yes, embarrassing.
I'd be embarrassed to buy Cassowaries as pets and be killed by them but there's no comparing the two.
I remember being terrified of large swarms of birds after watching Hitchcock's "The Birds" .

lol. I know Cassowarries are deadly, but they just look like a big, stupid bird.

I mean.. I use yu as an example of what a mom should be... Tejas or otherwise.. second only to my mom.

lazs

-gg- wrote:

lol. I know Cassowarries are deadly, but they just look like a big, stupid bird.

That's because they ARE a big, stupid bird....sakes.

Ninster wrote:

Yes, Cassowaries. I was trying to think of their name but yeah definitely want to be wary of those mofos..
I'd be terrified to cross paths with one of these, or worse, a feisty Mum with a chick.
I've heard some pretty shocking tales of them ripping out peoples' innards.
I don't recall what advice was given on the David Attenborough piece I watched on them. Anyone know? Well apart from carrying a spare pair of undies for when you shit your pants ??

It is the male that incubates and protects the young.