lol! Did that really happen?

WTF??? Even the chickens in Austalia will kill your ass!!!
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Yep
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fuck. Fucking wiener dogs.
lol
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Crusoe is from Ottawa as is Slamfire who also like weiner dogs.
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So are these
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Evil cunts those things, emus are pretty cool though, I gave the one at Canberra Zoo a scratch and he followed me around for about 20 minutes
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Must be the late summer weather....even moms mind is in the gutter....
lazs
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Must be the late summer weather....even moms mind is in the gutter....
lazs
Rut season, eh.
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I wasn't gonna say that.
lazs
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Yes, Cassowaries. I was trying to think of their name but yeah definitely want to be wary of those mofos..
I'd be terrified to cross paths with one of these, or worse, a feisty Mum with a chick.
I've heard some pretty shocking tales of them ripping out peoples' innards.
I don't recall what advice was given on the David Attenborough piece I watched on them. Anyone know? Well apart from carrying a spare pair of undies for when you shit your pants ?? -
Must be the late summer weather....even moms mind is in the gutter....
lazs
Nah, I'd just already seen that funny caption on some trash news site for the same story. I was being a copycat.
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I'd be embarrassed to be killed by a stupid-ass bird.
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A chicken, yes, embarrassing.
I'd be embarrassed to buy Cassowaries as pets and be killed by thembut there's no comparing the two.
I remember being terrified of large swarms of birds after watching Hitchcock's "The Birds" . -
I feel better now mom.
lazs
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A chicken, yes, embarrassing.
I'd be embarrassed to buy Cassowaries as pets and be killed by thembut there's no comparing the two.
I remember being terrified of large swarms of birds after watching Hitchcock's "The Birds" .lol. I know Cassowarries are deadly, but they just look like a big, stupid bird.
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I mean.. I use yu as an example of what a mom should be... Tejas or otherwise.. second only to my mom.
lazs
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lol. I know Cassowarries are deadly, but they just look like a big, stupid bird.
That's because they ARE a big, stupid bird....sakes.
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Yes, Cassowaries. I was trying to think of their name but yeah definitely want to be wary of those mofos..
I'd be terrified to cross paths with one of these, or worse, a feisty Mum with a chick.
I've heard some pretty shocking tales of them ripping out peoples' innards.
I don't recall what advice was given on the David Attenborough piece I watched on them. Anyone know? Well apart from carrying a spare pair of undies for when you shit your pants ??It is the male that incubates and protects the young.
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