Cannabis gives me great ideas

  • I've had quite a few good ideas lately. Don't remember most of those at the moment, but right now I have TWO.


    1. It just occurred to me that TinyHands WANTS to crash the fucking economy. Now I've made it clear on several occasions here that WHEN the next crash comes, it won't be particularly the fault of Tinyhands himself. Though he may well provide the trigger- which is neither the same as nor as important as- the underlying cause of corporate/teabilly policy that's been inflicted upon this nation far longer than Tinyhands was ever important. And when that 'trigger' occurs... well, Trumpyhands will get the blame regardless of how I stick up for him. And at least he'll be outta our lives forever.


    Or will he?


    The political deck is stacked in Republicunts' favor thanks to the "left's" incompetence. As long as his core supporters stick with him, Cheato Von Tinyhands could remain in power for as long as he likes. And his core supporters... whether you chalk it up to religious zeal, grotesquely twisted class rebellion, gullibility, malevolence, trollishness... whatever the reaason, they will NEVER abandon him so long as he makes libtards cry. Never.


    If Tinyhands crashes the economy and put together a low-quality Powerpoint presentation oh how this is an ECONOMIC PEARL HARBOR. Better yet, he continue's the U.S. military's long and proud tradition of war-instigating False Flag operations. A Tinyhands has his war.


    Libruls have forgottan the lessons of Sept. 11. No, not some jingoistic horseshit about an eagle fucking Jesus. What we've worked so hard to forget is how crisis reliably brings out the WORST in us. You cunts remember. It was less than two decades ago that peoples' careers were being ruined, people threatened and attacked, people prosecuted and deported. Not because they deliberately misgenderd a Zim or a Zer, or microaggressed an autistic asexual holocaust survivor- but because they're loyalty to 'Merica was in doubt! What a nasty time to be alive- the only real path to human unity is blind, drooling-stupid fear. Republicunts would've lynched Ward Churchill if they could've.


    This is Trump's back-up plan. If the economy is looking iffy and he thinks he's gonna lose, he'll throw feces as Xi. The Second Great Recession begins, and his tiny hands will roll the historical dice. On one hand I don't think he has what it takes. On the other hand... what if the blind loyalty of several million hateful idiots is *all that it takes*?




    2. I will read and respond to this thread *ONLY* while high.

    a. Which should include the rest of this evening.

    b. Will necessitate a slow thread once in a while, particularly for the two weeks I'm gonna be in France.

    c. But until it bores me, I'll remain disciplined, unless I tell you tards otherwise.



    3. Where the hell has that angry little Cuban been lately?

    Donald Trump is a stupid man's idea of a smart person, a poor man's idea of a rich man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man.


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  • We launched a war that killed hundreds of thousands. Millions according to some. For the dumbest reason imaginable- fabricated evidence against a country who had nothing to do with Sept. 11. We're still paying for it and worse off in every respect except cool electronic gadgets.


    That's not to say that Obummer's overall body-count was better (it wasn't) unless you narrow the scope to AMERICAN lives only. And that's all we really care about, rigth? Dubya killed FAR more Americans. CAn't say the same about just 'humans'.


    That blind stupidity was driven by Sept. 11 bringing out the worst in us. And as patriotic fever-dreams go elsewhere in history... that was MILD. Imagine the stupidity that could be unleashed if (A) tens of millions of hateful fulls step fully outta the authoritarian closet and (B) we go up against the world's OTHER super-power.


    What concerns me about China over Russia is that their nukes are far less powerful. Russia could end the world- we all know that. And so we play very carefully. China can't end the world without our help, most of their nukes are relatively low-yield. Which may *sound* like a good thing until you consider that people are a low more willing to use another Hiroshima... but nobody in their right mind would detonate Tsar Bomba under any circumstances.


    Wouldn't that be the shit if AOC was right about her 11 year prediction?

    Donald Trump is a stupid man's idea of a smart person, a poor man's idea of a rich man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man.


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  • This Trump guy sounds like a real buzzkill.


    Tell storch to pick up some jerky and darts if you get a hold of him. Airhead hung the board on the end of the dock again.

  • The narrative is easy to spin.


    We're in the fight of our lives with China. For decades we were sold out by our elected leaders- one after the other- on both sides. And now China's economy is the largest in teh world. China! Can you believe that?? I ask people- what's the greatest econmy in the world? Really? That was America! That's the way it was until our elected leaders sold us out! And now we're in the fight of our lives.


    We will economy on the roads. We will Produce on the Plains. Monetize on the Mountains, and financialize the fields. We shall capitalize the Coasts, bank in the bayous, direct deposit in the desert, and cross the river of cash-flow. We shall never capitulate, even in the Darkest Depression. For our banking system beyond the seas and beyond the reach of States would carry on the struggle, until in Gawd's Good Time, the New Wold Order, with all it's power and its might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the world :gayflag


    Can't get can an American Flag emoticon?

    Donald Trump is a stupid man's idea of a smart person, a poor man's idea of a rich man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man.


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  • I'm a complete and utter lightweight. It's been nearly a 2-decade dry spell... and a friend hooked me up. But I'm going to take a couple more drags, so I may or may not remain such a delight as I am now.

    Donald Trump is a stupid man's idea of a smart person, a poor man's idea of a rich man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man.


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  • I'm a complete and utter lightweight. It's been nearly a 2-decade dry spell... and a friend hooked me up. But I'm going to take a couple more drags, so I may or may not remain such a delight as I am now.

    haha! I am too.


    Last night I started to feel sick with a soar throat so I took two ibuprofen, a benadryl and a pinch of my super-powerful edible cookie/brownie. It let me sleep.


    I almost forgot about my vape. I haven't used it or taken anything in probably 3 or 4 months. I'm not really into getting high, but I'll take it to relax or sometimes if I'm nauseous.


    Even a very small amount hit me very hard. I'll get anxiety if I start to get too high on pot, although much less so than before.


    I like dowers as opposed to uppers. I really dislike feeling anxious or wired. I LOVE feeling relaxed and thinking. That's my favorite thing.. just being alone and totally relaxing. I feel it in my legs almost like an orgasm coming on. I feel it through my whole body and it feels rejuvenating.

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    Donald Trump is a stupid man's idea of a smart person, a poor man's idea of a rich man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man.


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  • I think this pothead twat is more enjoyable to read. Not relying on too many left wing catch phrases that he thinks will trigger. More the real him.. the real thinking process. Shit all my mentoring did squat to get him where he is now.... he just needed to get high? fuck.... I feel so.... unappreciated. Oh well... I still have KdF


    I used to do every drug that all my drug dealing friends got ahold of. which . was most everything. The two I didn't like at all were pot or any version of pot and that hog tranquilizer shit. Pot just makes me paranoid and nervous. and stupid. Uppers tend to just smooth me out but I don't like coming off em. of all the downers the best for me is morphine or heroin. those are great when I am laid up injured and can't do anything anyway.


    Sooo... that being said.... pot affects most people different than me... In twats case it is a plus it seems. he will probly get fat and lazy tho. Unless he can get the little woman to join him it will lead to divorce.


    I think tho that it has taken twat that next step up on the ladder to actual thinking about stuff.


    In my opinion.... Twats journey towards enlightenment is ............


    One.... this board.... he has hung around.... some of it has to bleed through... we are not the evil he sterotyped us


    Two.... well.... me of course... I have been nothing but patient and caring and sensitive to him as a mentor


    Three.... the idiot left.... I think the events of the last year or so have just finally made him say "enough you fucking idiots" I mean ... the first six months of their shit he could swallow.... the next? and the next? and every day worse.


    lazs

    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."



    Pancho Villa, last words (1877 - 1923)

  • What is funny is that normally I can pretty much have all the pot I want for free or cheap... I have had the stuff in my house for weeks sometimes and am not even the slightest bit tempted to try it.


    lazs

    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."



    Pancho Villa, last words (1877 - 1923)

  • Once again I am qualified to post in this thread.


    When I was younger, my only exposure to weed was via smoking. I was a dangerously naive dipshit freshly crawled out from under a rock in Southern Appalachia... so of course all I knew how to do was to light it up. But as it turns out, that's a pretty damn inefficient use of the product. Smoking decarboxylates (some of the) THCA into THC, and of course vaporizes it. But it's damn inefficient as decarboxylation methods go. And smoking burns a good chunk of said THC too.


    Efficiency is a value of mine, and I always enjoy a good science project. So I've made me some Green Dragon (aka cannabis tincture).


    I quit smoking several years ago... not long after I burst onto the smoking-prohibited cubicle-farm scene. As a rule though, when I leave the state I *might* have a cigarette or three. So this vaping business I've been doing doesn't bother me, but I don't think I want to make too much of a habit of it. And that's where tincture comes in.


    I've created my own version of Master Wu's recipe. With a slight variation in that it's flavored with a rum I like. It's cannabis rum, and actually tastes good. This batch was made with 1/8 ounce. Which I'd estimate is worth half an ounce of what I remember from the 90's.


    Master Wu recommends 30 doses from a batch made from 1/8 ounce. I started at half that amount and it was pleasant but subtle. An hour and a half later I upped this to the recommended dose... and now shit's happening.


    Note: That's 30 doses from 1/8 ounce of weed. No smoke, no odor. Now that's efficiency :thumbsup

    Donald Trump is a stupid man's idea of a smart person, a poor man's idea of a rich man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man.


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  • I'm waiting on 2 Oz at the moment...

    I was a little surprised to find out that the going rate here is $200 an ounce.


    Until I realized that today's shit is about 4 times as strong as I remember.

    Donald Trump is a stupid man's idea of a smart person, a poor man's idea of a rich man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man.


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  • Wonder if it'd make a difference if you tried a different strain. There's a whole range of effects these days.


    The wife refuses to try any, though she did comment that she'd be more likely to try it in a non-smoking form. Another reason for the tincture.


    She's done surprisingly little complaining though. I mean, for her. Even when I decarboxylated in the oven and ran a double-boiler on the stove, she didn't complain.


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    Donald Trump is a stupid man's idea of a smart person, a poor man's idea of a rich man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man.


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  • An ex of mine used to reward the friends that helped to trim his harvest with a bottle of Tequila (Gold) stuffed with about 3 ounces of huge heads.
    Another ex made a Laudanum like tincture from poppies with Pernod (French Aniseed liqeur) which was very nice to relieve aches and pains as well as nod on..

    BTW, I saw article yesterday saying "Breaking Bad, the movie"has already been secretly shot. I only saw headline so I'll see if I can find it..
    Edit: Doesn't tell anything about new movie but here it is anyway: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv…l-Sauls-Bob-Odenkirk.html

    lazs should stay away from the MJ. Some people don't react well and it can take on a more permanent condition (like schizophrenia ) ...
    In my case, I prefer Indica and not too strong stuff on the are occasion I smoke now. Just have a good laugh and mild psychedelics.
    Have gone bad once or twice on some really strong Sativa, not only slight paranoia but blacking out, shaking etc.. just horrible feeling.

  • Wait... I calculated wrong. Master Wu's recommended dose would be 5 droppers at my current concentration. I've only had three. So I may have closer t 50 doses from the 1/8 ounce I used.


    There are real advantages to being a lightweight.

    Donald Trump is a stupid man's idea of a smart person, a poor man's idea of a rich man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man.


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  • An ex of mine used to reward the friends that helped to trim his harvest with a bottle of Tequila (Gold) stuffed with about 3 ounces of huge heads.
    Another ex made a Laudanum like tincture from poppies with Pernod (French Aniseed liqeur) which was very nice to relieve aches and pains as well as nod on..

    BTW, I saw article yesterday saying "Breaking Bad, the movie"has already been secretly shot. I only saw headline so I'll see if I can find it..

    That sounds awesome. I love tequila or any kind of good mescal. I may have to try that.


    Breaking Bad was such a great series- hopefully they don't fuck up the movie. I've watched Better Call Saul too. It was ok... real slow to get started. But just hasn't quite captured the magic of the original. It's too predictable I think. You never really knew what they'd come up with in Breaking Bad.


    Are good writers really that hard to come by? I'm no writer, so I wouldn't know... but so many shows are utterly predictable. I don't understand why unpredictable writing ought to be so rare.

    Donald Trump is a stupid man's idea of a smart person, a poor man's idea of a rich man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man.


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  • That sounds awesome. I love tequila or any kind of good mescal. I may have to try that.


    Breaking Bad was such a great series- hopefully they don't fuck up the movie. I've watched Better Call Saul too. It was ok... real slow to get started. But just hasn't quite captured the magic of the original. It's too predictable I think. You never really knew what they'd come up with in Breaking Bad.


    Are good writers really that hard to come by? I'm no writer, so I wouldn't know... but so many shows are utterly predictable. I don't understand why unpredictable writing ought to be so rare.

    The Tequila Gold is milder than the normal translucent one (ripened in oak barrels?) and it tasted pretty good after about 2-3 weeks, with occasionally turning bottle upside down. One or two shot glasses and you were off :-D

    I loved Breaking Bad and really looking forward to seeing the movie. I updated post above, as I said the article doesn't reveal much about it. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv…l-Sauls-Bob-Odenkirk.html
    Apparently it's based around Pinkman and wraps up some loose ends of some of the other characters left hanging in the series.
    I also enjoyed watching Dexter together with my brother. I used to come down stairs to grab drinks and snacks while joining in on a radio-chat every Friday night and would catch glimpses of very bloody scenes. I expressed my horror to my brother but then he clued me in on the characters and I was hooked, looking forward to it every week. To our dismay it wasn't on one week because of some film festival, really close to the end of the series. Because my brother's health was escalating fast I was worried he wouldn't make it long enough to see it finish and wanted to phone the TV station to complain hehe... sadly he died before the series finalé :-(

  • Ok.. ninny has no access to the stuff I have access to.. we live in ...............The United States.........I live.........In California.. where good pot will put you on your ass for 4 hours with 3 hits.. Breaking bad has no idea about speed.. simple as that. was it fun? duh. I will say that every hollywood writer knows a shit ton about doing drugs.. every rich idiot does. Kiss the real drug dealers ass? LOL of course.. drug dealers and porn stars.. salt of the earth for hollywood...


    now? LOL if pot is all you care about? there are thousands of dealers out there willing to rip you off from a little to big time.


    lazs

    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."



    Pancho Villa, last words (1877 - 1923)