Tinyhands wants to buy Greenland

Well if we're going broke, we might as well go for broke.

I love the idea. That would open up so much work for guys like me.

Maybe all the libs will move there so they can start all over building a utopia society that always wanted.

Can you believe that crazy fucker Jefferson wants to buy Louisiana??

Not unreasonable. It's very sparsely populated and we do have a base there now.

And we can exploit all of their natural resources!

Wow... buy stuff instead of go to war to get it? what a concept.

lazs

The island would definitely benefit financially from the increased tourism.

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And we can exploit all of their natural resources!

Honest question, but what natural resources do they have?

I thought naming it 'Greenland' was supposed to cure the tourism problem all those years ago?

lazs

Fucken aye! Get it and we'll have those dirty Canucks that fucked up bacon surrounded!

You watch tho.... a bunch of em move to as close as they can get to the island and go shopping there.

lazs

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Fucken aye! Get it and we'll have those dirty Canucks that fucked up bacon surrounded!

GOOD idea. First thing we do, pass a law that instructs them the proper method of creating bacon. Don't need THAT shit spreading

would be full of canadian tourists running around in shorts saying 'eh' after each sentence...

lazs

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Honest question, but what natural resources do they have?

All kinds of good shit, and Europe wants in on it. I say we get there first.

https://www.brookings.edu/rese…gy-and-mineral-resources/

People are talking about this like it's a fool's errand because "tinyhands", but it's really a great idea assuming the price is right.

Yeah... if the price is right we should snap it up....

lazs

But isn't it going to sink with all this MMGW going on???

Maybe ask the greenlanders if they want to sell first? I mean there's only 50/60 thousand of them oh and then there's that pesky Danish government that will want a say too.

Actually greenland has a wealth of resources but it's frozen most of the year and it's difficult to get into places to explore. I suspect much like Canada's north you will find plenty of gold,diamonds and oil. I do know they have ruby deposits and several other precious stones but again it's difficult to get to and you have a very limited window.

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Honest question, but what natural resources do they have?