That's what you get when everyone "wins" at everything in school, no matter what. Pathetic.
If anyone ever attempts to correct anything I write I break out the rules I learned in private school.
Such as never ever use contractions, never start a sentence with certain words and procced to tear them apart.
The response is normally "but that's only in formal writing and pretty outdated"
And then I dial up the stuck up Brit accent to 11, look them square in the eyes and say:
"There I NO such thing as INFORMAL writing! And I use the QUEENS ENGLISH!"
It is so effective they don't realise I broke a rule starting a sentence with "and".
Unfortunately it does get me into the thrust into the role of being being office proofreader and e-mail writer.....
Sooo... a queen worshiping butler version of sluggo?