This weirdo comes up to my place....

Casing the joint?

God gave you red flags for a reason.

You could take your dog out with you next time he's there. Oh yeah, you're a cat lady.

lazs wrote:

For 8 years of obummer people did actually go through my 'recycle bin' (trash) but mostly after I put it on the street.... so this fuckwad young guy in goodwill clothes but with a thousand bucks worth of ink on his arms... Is up all the way to my place and digging through my trash. I happened to walk out.. I calmly asked him what he was doing.

He said he was just getting rid of some trash 'sir' Ok... I said that "i am glad you did not ltter.. but this is my property and my garbage cans and you really have no right being on my property for one or using my trash cans" More sorry sirs.. more bullshit.

There was a family walking their dog on the sidewalk who listened. I said... "hold on" and took a picture... He scurried off.

Sooo.. it is saturday.. that is ok... this guy was young and strong and in good shape.. there are like 10 help wanted signs within a mile of my place. No idea if the guy has a job but he sure did not get in a car. I am thinking... 'fuck this fuckwad.. if he comes back I am gonna shoot his ass'

Is this a less than empathetic outlook or just pragmatic?

lazs

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KdF wrote:

Casing the joint?

what he said

Nah, probably just a POS- probably has warrants on him or is otherwise wanted. I suggested our local soup kitchen has a police officer there to do warrant checks and the local snowflakes all had melt downs. It's like I was suggesting we sacrifice their children to Satan. My response was "great, feed the criminals so they can spend more time ripping people off."

It hurts the snowflakes more than it hurts me- I live in a no crime area, about two miles up a dead end road, in a neighborhood that is about 30% LE- the snowflakes, when you talk to them, all admit to being ripped off, so... OK, good for you.

BTW, I have two dogs, both chihuahuas, and I don't expect them to fight off an intruder but they are yappy little fuckers (think a K9 version of Beet) and all they are required to do is wake me up.

I've got a chi / rat terrier mix.

That's all he's supposed to do, too.

Wake me up.

"You let a bobcat in the house without telling me? Mother fucker laying on the futon like he pays rent, and you didn't even yip once? Fired, dude. You're fucking fired."

I bet he sure as fuck told you about the guy on the bicycle out in the road

I have an old Asian lady that does the laps on recycling bin night. We get 10c per bottle or can. My bin is probably worth six or seven bucks.

I got 21 last time. I always call that cashing in my 401K... I decided to reinvest in aluminum futures so I bought an 18 pack of Coors.

I used the change to buy a can of mixed nuts and some beef jerky.