FRIED RICE INJECTIONS AND EYE SURGERY!
These will make me look more like the fabulously wealthy, unbelievably beautiful Han Chinese lesbian, (and hideously crippled victim, of course!), I have always believed I was born as.
From now on you will all address me as Ming Li Chop-Chop and use my personal pronouns of Ling, Ting, and Tong....or I'll have the PC Decency Police execute you, your extended family, and their pets for your genocidal transracial hate thoughts. Any men here who don't continuously complement my ravishing beauty and cum uncontrollably in their undies when they catch sight of my horny 77-year-old body, will disappear forever into the LGBQTI Archipelago!!