After all, it was obviously born that way!
It's an absolute tragedy that this bitch doesn't have 10 tits and a canine cunt!
I suppose imagining you are a dog is pretty run-of-the-mill in these days of Eiffel Tower fuckers. Ugly enough to spit shit, middle-aged men with beer guts, faces as hard as flint, and five o'clock shadows insisting they are stunningly beautiful women, is positively boring these days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POTA5aZxbQA
I wonder if I'll live long enough to see women cumming uncontrollably after mounting their true love, a heap of steaming turds in the city sewer?!!
Imagine. In my day, any filthy bastard that fucked another bloke's shit chute was lucky if he escaped with his life if he was found in flagrante delicto up another poof's freckle. Poofs identified as such were, quite rightly, as welcome as a wet fart in a space suit in normal society.
Nowadays Marmite Miners are as normal as heterosexuals were in my day!
Thank fuck I'll be dead and gone in the next couple of years!