More win! Trump saves us

  • I actually did it many years ago. loans were hard to get.. Indians got a break. if I say I am an indian.. who are you to say I am not!


    lazs

    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."



    Pancho Villa, last words (1877 - 1923)

  • I actually did it many years ago. loans were hard to get.. Indians got a break. if I say I am an indian.. who are you to say I am not!


    lazs

    Apparently there are blonde haired blue eyed American Indians, so anything is possible.

  • I have asked how much negro blood makes you a negro before. No one seems to know.


    lazs

    I was at a function the other night that was emceed by a prominent aboriginal comedian, he said "It doesn't matter how much milk you put in coffee, you're still coffee"

    You can identify an unknown force by firing one shot and judging the response.

    - If the unknowns respond with precise, regimented rifle fire, they are British.

    - If they respond with heavy machinegun fire, they are German.

    - If nothing happens for a few minutes, then your whole position gets leveled by artillery, they are American.

    - If they surrender, they're French.

    :littlered

  • and.... he was wrong. Bass.. for the casinos out here they have really strict rules about who is and who is not an indian and... of their tribe.


    lazs

    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."



    Pancho Villa, last words (1877 - 1923)

  • I was at a function the other night that was emceed by a prominent aboriginal comedian, he said "It doesn't matter how much milk you put in coffee, you're still coffee"

    Out of curiousity


    Was it a govt subsidized event?


    Or was said ' comedian' standing on his own merits as a comedian? ie- was he funny with original material or was he just trotting out the tired old observational humor tried and true regarding how hard it is to be black? (yawn)


    I bet his aboriginality was the forefront of his act?


    So to translate,


    No matter how white you are, if you have nigger in you then you are a nigger. Feel free to behave like one. Feel free to be a victim by screaming racism at every turn, commit all sorts of crimes, kill as many other black folk as you can, all the while blaming whitey for keeping you down.



    Sure thats not what he said. But hey we are all realists right?


    Dont even get me started on what that does to real estate prices.

    I am devastated. I dropped my super supreme pizza.

    Stop the hate! Support the cause! Black oLives Matter

  • DM pretty much has it down on that one... every other word out of the negro comedians mouth these days is 'nigger' and the stupid white folks are allowed to laugh (uncomfortably)


    We certainly would not wish to scold the negro and cause offense now would we?


    lazs

    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."



    Pancho Villa, last words (1877 - 1923)

  • Trump just fucking opened Pandora's box last night--he weighed in on the fuckers kneeling for the Pledge, and he dis-invited Stephan Curry from the White House. Next few days ought be interesting

  • Sorry, I'm like 1/16th nigger and you'd never know it.


    well we will give you the benefit of the doubt and say you are 1/16th negro or just 1/16th black.

    Cuz thats the polite thing to do.


    We wont call you nigger till you chimp out, engage in a drive by shooting. or some other stereotypical exploit.

    Its only fair.

    I am devastated. I dropped my super supreme pizza.

    Stop the hate! Support the cause! Black oLives Matter

  • Well, unless you steal a lobster while filming or sumpin.............

    ‘If you’re not a liberal when you’re 25, you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative by the time you’re 35, you have no brain.’

    No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot - Mark Twain

    TWAT on 10/14/2019 :

    Lemme say that again... I don't care. If. The accusations against Trump. Are factual. Or not.

  • I have to be better, far better than any white people in order to gain grudging acceptance. that involves performance, puns and often punishment.


    I routinely plow around you stupid stumps.

  • With that many stumps, the field must look like hell.

    ‘If you’re not a liberal when you’re 25, you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative by the time you’re 35, you have no brain.’

    No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot - Mark Twain

    TWAT on 10/14/2019 :

    Lemme say that again... I don't care. If. The accusations against Trump. Are factual. Or not.

  • I have to be better, far better than any white people in order to gain grudging acceptance. that involves performance, puns and often punishment.


    I routinely plow around you stupid stumps.

    really?

    at 1/16th how would anyone know?

    are you wearing a sandwich board or something?

    I am devastated. I dropped my super supreme pizza.

    Stop the hate! Support the cause! Black oLives Matter

  • I thank god I was born white. My life has been nothing but unicorns and rainbows and being able to do anything I wanted and good things just falling into my lap.


    Never having to work hard for anything has given me a special insight into life.


    lazs

    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."



    Pancho Villa, last words (1877 - 1923)

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