Australia according to Douglas Adams

  • Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.


    Celebrating those happy times when the penis is an internal organ.

  • One of the harmless ones


    You can identify an unknown force by firing one shot and judging the response.

    - If the unknowns respond with precise, regimented rifle fire, they are British.

    - If they respond with heavy machinegun fire, they are German.

    - If nothing happens for a few minutes, then your whole position gets leveled by artillery, they are American.

    - If they surrender, they're French.

    :littlered

  • SD, it's hard to post typing and yet blinded with tears of pride. We're all cunts still searching for something we're not good at.

    Yeah I'm going to Hotham next week

    You can identify an unknown force by firing one shot and judging the response.

    - If the unknowns respond with precise, regimented rifle fire, they are British.

    - If they respond with heavy machinegun fire, they are German.

    - If nothing happens for a few minutes, then your whole position gets leveled by artillery, they are American.

    - If they surrender, they're French.

    :littlered

  • aussies love fucking with kiwis, i aint one of them, afligtless bird fuck that , i aint no stupid fucking bird. the convicts need to learn that the maoris would have eaten them and spat out their bones.


    a kiwi is a flightless bird and any claiming to be one is a fucken wanker

  • australia has never completly got over it's white australalia policy . thats why they treat new zealanders so bad. i dont blame the aussies but the gutless new zealand poloticans for letting a convict racists race teat their own like trash.


    do something about it you socialist physco bitches

  • LOL a Kiwi calling Aussies socialists

    You can identify an unknown force by firing one shot and judging the response.

    - If the unknowns respond with precise, regimented rifle fire, they are British.

    - If they respond with heavy machinegun fire, they are German.

    - If nothing happens for a few minutes, then your whole position gets leveled by artillery, they are American.

    - If they surrender, they're French.

    :littlered

  • We have a saying " I hope your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny door down"

    You can identify an unknown force by firing one shot and judging the response.

    - If the unknowns respond with precise, regimented rifle fire, they are British.

    - If they respond with heavy machinegun fire, they are German.

    - If nothing happens for a few minutes, then your whole position gets leveled by artillery, they are American.

    - If they surrender, they're French.

    :littlered

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