
And Now For Something Completely Random
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You say nu-cle-ur, I say nu-ku-lar. Let's call the whole thing off.
Kind of reminds me of GWB?
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Kind of reminds me of GWB?
I think it was the second grade that I asked my teacher what the difference was between nuclear and newkular. Pretty common for people to mispronounce it back then.
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And now for something completely different. Todays headlines.
"Deadly Arctic blast is breaking records set more than 100 years ago"
Looks like the climate really is changing, buy warm clothes.
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GWB said the dumbest things. That's just one of the reasons the media portrayed him as a badfon. It was a relief when an intellectual like Obama came along and didn't embarrass the US when he spoke of the corpseman.
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Obama also said that he hadn't been to all 57 states yet. No wonder he won, he had 7 more states.
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I still dont know if Id rather see Obongo swing from the gallows or Cheney
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"Obongo swing from Cheney??"
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"Obongo swing from Cheney??"
What are you, a go-getter?
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https://www.wsj.com/articles/s…stormy-debate-11573494284
Sigh, turning Marines into pussies now
Semper Dry: Now Marines Can Carry Umbrellas, Setting Off Stormy Debate
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Assault Umbrellas.
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ella, ella, eh, eh, eh.
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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentuckey huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?”
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?
“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”
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And now for something completely different. Todays headlines.
"Deadly Arctic blast is breaking records set more than 100 years ago"
Looks like the climate really is changing, buy warm clothes.
Well, some weather anyway
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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentuckey huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?”
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?
“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”
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https://www.wsj.com/articles/s…stormy-debate-11573494284
Sigh, turning Marines into pussies now
Semper Dry: Now Marines Can Carry Umbrellas, Setting Off Stormy Debate
I have to say reading that when I did I had to stop and scratch my head in disbelief??????????
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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentuckey huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?”
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?
“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”
does this hillbilly want to get fucked in the ass? Because this is how you get fucked in the ass
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I have to say reading that when I did I had to stop and scratch my head in disbelief??????????
If a marine has an umbrella in his/her hand, it should ONLY be to keep some civilian dry, else mebbe an officer
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