Things I super Don't Care About

mrfish · May 17th 2018

1. Royal Wedding

2. Royal Baby Names

3. Royal Scandals

4. Royal Anything

And yet I turn on the news, and...24/7! Even the local news. WTF America...

storch · May 17th 2018

I love you, man.

lazs · May 17th 2018

No shit. the media is from shithole cities that gush over royalty and wish we had some.. They tried to make Kennedy family royalty for fucks sake.

lazs

mrfish · May 17th 2018

Well, I care about one Royals thing maybe. I got this cup from Holyrood Palace in Edinburgh. Real gold, all kinds of certificates of awesomeness, number x of y, and so on. I took it home and used it as my coffee cup because it looked rad. Like being the king and shit! So the old ladies in my family come by and see that and shit their pants. Wacking me on the head with brooms. So, I gave in and just leave in on a shelf now. It was just the right size, I kinda miss it as a coffee cup.

Oaktree · May 17th 2018

yep

mrfish · May 17th 2018

I don't protest because it makes me feel like a woman. If I did though, it would be over Royals coverage. I could hold a sign all day for that. Maybe it would say 'Kiss my Royal Ass!'

lazs · May 17th 2018

I would have a sign that said

IM AMERICAN WE KICKED YOUR ROYAL ASS.

lazs

mrfish · May 17th 2018

"There's only one king!" And a picture of Elvis or Richard Petty or something.

storch · May 17th 2018

mrfish · May 17th 2018

That look when you realize you aren't royalty after all.

storch · May 17th 2018

Where is that meme king when you need him the most?

Elfie · May 17th 2018

Royals anyone can care about.

https://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=U…xri5I3PsO8wYaAoNEEALw_wcB

Razer · May 17th 2018

storch wrote:

Where is that meme king when you need him the most?

I’m not touching any of this royalty shit, might get some on me.

mrfish · May 17th 2018

Please...what will they do, throw a crumpet at you?

lazs · May 17th 2018

The meme king is frantically searching for something humorous someone has done... give him time.

lazs

Razer · May 17th 2018

I’m currently waiting on engineering to get me a backup file from the 5 May. Someone made changes to one currently in use and deleted all the backups on the local flash drive.

Assholes.

StRaNgEdAyS · May 17th 2018

txmom · May 17th 2018

I super care about some of it. I don't feel like explaining why.

Danneskjold · May 17th 2018

You don't understand. Half of the bride's family is black. Like, SUPER black. This is going to be god damned hilarious.

On a scale of the BET Awards to Johnny Weir at the Kentucky Derby, it's going to rank as Britain's finally glad they lost the Revolutionary War.

Smudge · May 17th 2018

I have no interest in watching any of the bullshit but the chicks family should have a reality show.

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