My wife: What country is ESP ????

LOL World Cup on the Tee-Vee. My Midwest Wife asking me what the fuck was going on.

I answered "LESSSSSS-PANG-GGGGGNNNNNAAAAHHHHHH" - L'Espagne' - LESPANGNOL!!!!!!!! LE SPAIN!!!! THE ESPANGNOL!!! LE GOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!. TABARNAC!!!!!!!!

LE FUCKAIN SPAN-EEEEEEEESSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPAIN!

LE SPAIN!

THE SPAIN!

L'ESPAGNE!

I guess you had to be there. It was legit.

L'ARMADAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Calisse!

ESP

ESSSSPANG-YA!!!!!!

You People don't know LOL.

I am a fucked up mix of French, Irish, English and Spaniard (in that order). The best traits of each rise to the top (not in that order).

Fubol: aka World Class Lawn Diving competition.

Maricone Bolos sobre césped.

Boulingrin des fifs.

(fifs being obscure french canadian slang for the plural form of "fifi", or homosexual -Editor).