LOl Gman... I can't imagine that everyone would not love to see you and the lovely Mrs Gman here. I will make a promise. if you show up I will take you to a really great place to shoot where you can kick my ass but shoot 100 year old guns.. even a few 'modern' ones.
Ok... everyones wife will love Janice. She might take em for a 'goodwill' tour for treasure. we can all go out to eat at some great places.
Ok... disclaimer... I have nothing to do with your wives falling in love with me. Good news is? they will treat you great at the motel.