• Half cocked bronk.


    Trump: “Leadership: Whatever happens, you’re responsible. If it doesn’t happen, you’re responsible.” 3:01PM Nov. 8 2013

    "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power" ~ Abe Lincoln

    tRump is the Master of the Con with 70 years of practice/experience. It is sad that so many supposedly intelligent and educated people fall for his cons.

    DJ Trump: while I support the Dems, if I ran I would run as a Republican because those people are easy to fool.

  • Aaaaand.. the spitingbull makes another gay reference. Oddly enough.

    In fairness? not sure if it was me or assi who came up with Pancho Vanilla first. Some like 'spitting/shitting bull or 'no game' are so obvious that multiple people got the same idea at the same time I think.

    Assi is a clever lad for an LSU guy so he probly beat me.

    'Fake mexican' and 'fake indian' are also obvious but I think I was first.


    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

    Pancho Villa, last words (1877 - 1923)

  • I earn my own bad rap. I Don't need extrabcredit for stuff I haven't done.

    I don't go after Akak harshly as I enjoyed his company in AH and his posts here.

    I don't even blame him for his milostrocities when he's lighting the steno under the Trump kettle to twist everyone. It's kinda lazy, but no more lazy than posting assi vids.

  • Just trying to be fair my man. I know you are married now and fairness is something that can be hard to grasp at times.. believe me.. been there.


    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

    Pancho Villa, last words (1877 - 1923)

  • hell, I thought Akak was asian for some reason and wondered why he was Pancho Vanilla for a while.

    Course my brain was a soaked sponge for a decade.

  • Damn it assi! I was sure you even showed a cartoon short vid of Pancho vanilla. If I had ever seen that cartoon I had forgotten so I figured it was you who came up with it.

    Anyway... I give your honesty stoch's highest honesty and a half thumbs up!


    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

    Pancho Villa, last words (1877 - 1923)

  • Assi is a clever lad for an LSU guy so he probly beat me.


    Reminds me of a article I once read:

    Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are

    BATON ROUGE, LA—In a breakthrough study that contradicts decades of understanding about the nature of alligator–drunkard relations, Louisiana State University researchers have concluded that people’s drunkenness does not impair the ancient reptiles’ ability to inflict enormous physical harm.“Our data strongly indicates that human intoxication does not transform an alligator into a docile creature that enjoys wrestling,” said professor Ryder McCrory, chair of the Wildlife Taunting Department of LSU’s prestigious Center For Bullying And Hazing Studies. “Despite its slow-witted demeanor and tendency to bask motionlessly in the hot sun, it’s a mistake to believe that an alligator will passively tolerate a half nelson, no matter how much Southern Comfort is fueling it.”

    McCrory said the study yielded statistics that speak for themselves.

    “In 10 out of 10 documented cases of violent alligator–drunkard encounters, the reptile was not influenced by the fact that the victim was ‘just kidding’ or ‘just having some fun,’” McCrory said.

    To an alligator, McCrory explained, a human forearm, even drunkenly dangled between the creature’s casually opened jaws, still appears to be prey.

    In field experiments, members of the control group performed no better-—and often far worse—than their sober counterparts in defending themselves against a 300-pound, seven-foot bull alligator. Even when armed with an empty tequila bottle.

    “At best, the bottles bounced harmlessly off the alligator’s snout,” said LSU research assistant Tracy Sawyer.

    When placed in water, the drunken volunteers fared even worse, and the alligator markedly better, Sawyer said.

    In addition, the alligators far outperformed their inebriated human counterparts in the following areas: lunging, biting, crushing, dismembering, and swallowing.

    Drunkard Jim Boudreaux taunts the alligator he called “a total pussy” in front of friends.

    According to the study, an alligator’s characteristic grin should not be interpreted as a lighthearted reaction to the outrageous nerve of an alcohol-addled human. “Don’t let an alligator’s easygoing appearance fool you,” Sawyer said. “These creatures have no empathy for drunken pranksters looking for fun. They are not black bears.”

    McCrory recommended that alligator wrestling be undertaken solely by professionals, specifically roadside-attraction proprietors. For drunkards interested in proving their mettle with alligators, the researchers proposed these guidelines:

    Instead of baiting an alligator, seek another form of drunken recreation, such as attending a strip club, burning a pile of tires, or painting one’s buttocks with a funny face and videotaping it.

    Sick or infant deer are considered a far safer match for most inebriated humans; kicking a raccoon or squirrel already dying by the side of the road is also recommended.

    Experts suggest that those who become aggressive after consuming alcohol would be safer channeling that energy into more constructive behavior, such as calling an ex-lover.