I like having sex with sheep. Before you call me a freak and condemn me, understand- I only fuck Suffolk lambs. They're the ones with the skinny black legs and the white female looking butts- do a Google and tell me you aren't attracted to Suffolk lambs.
It's not like I'm wandering fields at night, looking for sleeping cows to fuck like MrNoName does- I go to the annual county fair and bid on a 4H Suffolk lamb and keep it as a mistress. I don't pick my lamb out by how fat it is, or how much wool it will produce- I pick out the prettiest one there.
I hope we can have a springtime rondevous at Laz's place- Nuke can show up wearing a dress and I'll bring my current lamb girlfriend, Fluffy. BTW- one added benefit of having a lamb for a mistress is she eats my grass so I no longer have to mow my yard. How cool is that? A girlfriend that does yard work.