Posts by Assi

Been a while since Milo and beetle posted at the same time.

my mutt had a lot of lab. Great with peeps of all ages, liked to be pet, liked attention, loved truck rides. That was all I needed.

The other shit she had was a fear of water deeper than her belly, a bark she only used when I cast and retrieved a lure, and a habit of ending fetch after what she decided was my last throw.

Stubborn bitch. We were a lot alike.

I spilled some shit eating in the den last night and missed having my cleaning bitch.

I look forward to making another pound prisoner a lottery winner.

Some people cant live without victimhood or self justification for being a cunt. They see cunts cunting and defend them to defend their own cuntedness.

Cunts gonna cunt.

Elfie wrote:

You're probably right but I'd rather not be known as Rick the Sex Toy King.

You could be known as Big Richard.

We still don't need to run into traffic or ban anything, but it sure is fun to see us all laughing and enjoying prosperity openly to the dismay of the vocal minority.

Good times.

I always try to find gratitude these days. It makes life easier, even without effort, when you have an optimistic viewpoint.

For instance, I could have been born somewhere else and had a chip on my shoulder from the beginning, but I see an oohrah about being denied chicken and am thankful that my brain says I can fill up my truck without breaking the bank and geaux get chicken and see smiling faces pissing off liberals without saying a thing with just our lunch choice. I'd do it just for that if I hadn't fired up the Weber and crushed a rib eye and potato last night, then woke up and had biscuits sausage and eggs.

We must have banned the cabbage soup place, or else I'd geaux to one to show my solidarity with jeros and co. Damn. I hope we didn't van cabbage just to inflate our egos. What a loss that would be.

Give em a break. If it takes them having lolz about the little stuff to make us bullies that kicked their kings and queens the fuck out not look so scary, let them eat their cake.

Chick fila is seen as cannibalism when you wizards are eating it.

Trump has no tact. If he'd just release his blackface photos, apologize for them, and join #metoo, the left would treat him like a real leader.

Try moving your garage south.

That is one helluva moto tire add.

As FW prezidunt, I will ban sarcasm. It's lazy and unproductive, often causing confusion and disarray. What was initially a structured and thought provoking forum has devolved into a The View like gathering of misinformed scattershooters that think being the loudest is being right.

Wasn't this thread about a pop corn recipe?

I blame Trump. The media and dims that many use to justify their dipshittedness have really led them down an African-American hole to Nonsensical Crazy Town trying to figure out who the fuck they are.

That's the dems motto. I'm surprised they have been so honest about their socialism recently.

Is that Biggie's kin?

It crossed my mind as I slung it down.

We got Obama and change. We adapted and used the net to flush the media's shit pile. We took the White House. We are taking the courts. We are taking our status back internationally causing tears and fears to uninformed indoctrinated idiots.

Adapt?

If I had handed over an Andrew Jackson in 1815, I wonder how much queen pics I could have got.