Man, 34, wrecks home with ax after he thought wife damaged his action figures

  • January 22, 2019 at 6:56 AM EST - Updated January 22 at 6:56 AM


    MADISON, WI (WMTV/Gray News) - A 34-year-old man told police he took an ax to some expensive possessions, including a TV, laptop computer and the family car because he believed his wife had damaged some of his action figures, WMTV reports.


    According to Madison Police Chief Mike Koval’s blog, police responded to a domestic disturbance Sunday night when a 34-year-old man called 911 on himself.


    The suspect told officers he drank too much and overreacted because he thought his 46-year-old wife had damaged some of his prized property, which were identified as action figures.


    Police say the husband used a log-splitting ax to destroy a TV, TV stand, laptop computer and several other items in the house. He then allegedly went outside and smashed the family car, chopped off both side mirrors and struck the windshield so hard, the ax got stuck.


    When officers arrived, they found the ax in the windshield of the car. Damages were estimated to be more than $5,000.


    Officers took the man into custody without incident on domestic-related charges of disorderly conduct and felony damage to property.


    The man’s wife was not at home at the time of the alleged crimes.


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    what a fag... and the word is spelled axe wtf is wrong with these editors?

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  • Not sure what that means but one time we did take a toilet out to the shooting place we used to go to and shot the living shit out of it. It turned out to be a pretty fun toy.


    Oh..... Irony here... once it was a pile of rubble we found a big squeeze toy in the rubble


    lazs

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  • Action figures are not dolls and if you don't get that it means you're a gay.

    Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies, The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. — C.S. Lewis

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  • Not true, queer.

    Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies, The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. — C.S. Lewis

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  • Them little soldiers were cool... they made great BB gun targets. I got all gulliver on their ass.


    Been looking for some good toy soldier molds to make and paint lead toy soldiers.


    lazs

    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."



    Pancho Villa, last words (1877 - 1923)

  • Wait? 34 year old with a 48 year old wife. How desperate would you have to be?

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  • I don't have to explain myself to you.

    Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies, The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. — C.S. Lewis

    :this