Perfection

As long as there's no beans, I'm told.

That's exACTly the correct amount of crackers

Or cornbread

Me: Look, I love you, But I made exactly the amount of cheese & crackers I want to eat right now.

Wife: But I only...

Me: EXACTLY the amount

Way to show her who is boss Bj. No way I am putting crackers in em tho. I do like to put a little cornbread if it is available or dip some regular bread that has been buttered. I want my chile to taste like Chile.... I want my bread to taste like.... Chile.

lazs

Chili. CHILE is a third world country.

Oh... and here I thought you guys were very fond of Chile. I think it is good enough to capitalize..... certainly better than the country.

lazs

dated a titty dancer from Chili in the 80's.. she could scarce speak a word of English...was an awesome few months

But I bet you still eat Chile to this day.

lazs

Soooo... which one deserves to be capitalized?

lazs

Roundheels has a good point.

lazs

Real chili, no beans? Dot or two of vinegar and raw white onion toss on. Perfect flank jerky ends up the spoon. Nothing but big tities on a carnawheel.

Woke up ..

I think Stag is better than Hormels.

lazs

The wife makes the best Chili I ever put in my mouth. And I'm not just saying that because it's her...am I Sweety?

I am starting to sense that I did marriage wrong in many ways.

lazs

lazs wrote:

I am starting to sense that I did marriage wrong in many ways.

lazs

Psst! You gotta watch yer step...buy flours....rub her feet....

Yeah... all that shit is asking too much.

lazs

Well, there ya go...