LOL. Reminds me of my former business partner. He became completely enamored with the Beretta 92F after Die Hard and Lethal Weapon. Emptied a mag at a snake next to his mail box. No hits. Same thing at a skunk next to his HVAC unit.
Both were summarily dispatched by a certain blued steel Dan Wesson 44HV, with one shot each.
“That’s some serious shit you’re packin.”
Ah, blessed movie gun itus.